聽笑話學英語03:How did you start the flood?你是怎麼引起洪水的?

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聽笑話學英語:How did you start the flood? 你是怎麼引起洪水的?

A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met a lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.
醫生在裡維艾拉度假時遇到他的一位律師朋友,醫生問他怎麼會到這裡來。

The lawyer replied, " I'm here because my house burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything. What are you doing here?"
律師回答:我到這裡是因為我的房子被火燒了,保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。

"That's quite a coincidence," said the doctor "I'm here because my house were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
真巧,醫生說,我是因為房子被洪水衝垮了,保險公司也賠償了我所有的損失。

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how did you start the flood?"
律師看起來有些困惑,他問哎呀!你是怎麼引起洪水的?

 

英語單詞學習:

1 insurance
n.
保險;保險費;保險契約;賠償金

egShe canvassed for insurance during her spare time.
她在業餘時間裡兜攬保險業務。

英語短語
unemployment insurance
失業保險 ; [保險] 待業保險費 ; [保險] 失業保險金 ; [保險] 失業保障
medical insurance
醫療保險 ; 醫療保險費 ; 醫療保障 ; 醫療安全
Deposit insurance [
保險] 存款保險 ; [保險] 存款保險體系 ; [保險] 存款保險制度 ; 預金保険
Mutual insurance [
保險] 相互保險公司 ; [保險] 相互保險 ; [保險] 互相保險 ; 互助保險
Vehicle insurance
機動車輛保險 ; 車輛保險 ; 運輸工具保險 ; 車險
maternity insurance [
保險] 生育保險 ; 產婦保險 ; [保險] 生養保險 ; [保險] 生育保險基金
Aggression insurance
侵犯保險
insurance expense [
保險] 保險費 ; [保險] 保險費用 ; 安全費 ; 正在翻譯
insurance conditions
保險條件 ; 保險前提 ; 安全條件 ; 保險條

2 coincidence
n.
巧合;一致;同時發生

egAnd when you add these two up, you have an amazing coincidence that we have discussed before.
如果你加上這兩個,會發現以前我們討論過的,驚人的巧合。

英語片語短語
coincidence rate
符合率;符合計數率
by coincidence
碰巧

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