愛薇塔樂學英文

雙語幽默漫畫：夫妻之間的兵法---料敵制勝

夫妻之間也必須用到兵法，看看大媽是如何料敵制勝的，最後的勝利者又是大媽。It's kind of funny. I've been

夫妻之間也必須用到兵法，看看大媽是如何料敵制勝的，最後的勝利者又是大媽。

It's kind of funny. I've been avoiding telling you that I lost your car keys because I was afraid you'd be mad.
這事回想起來也挺可樂。倫家之所以不敢告訴你弄丟鑰匙的事兒是因為怕你會生氣。

...And you've been avoiding telling me you lost the checkbook for the same reason.
想不到你也因為怕我發火，所以遲遲不和我講弄丟了支票本的事情。

Yeah, it's good in a way. Now neither of us has room to criticize the other.
是啊，現在事兒都整明白了，咱倆扯平，誰也甭埋怨誰。

Not so fast! Just found your keys! They were in my sweater pocket!!
誰說扯平了？看看這是啥……你居然能丟了支票本，腦子進水嗎？

Shoot!!
該死。