A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.
"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter.
"In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave.
However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer" "But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer.
"Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"
eg:He stares down at the headstone for a moment, then hoists the shovel up and smashes it into the earth.
Living Headstone 永垂不朽的墓碑
granite headstone 花崗岩墓石
Headstone Lane 首石裡站
Decorated Headstone 華麗的墓碑
Ossuary Headstone 埋骨處之杯
About His Headstone 關於他墓碑
To Sell american headstone 供應標題
Tombstone & Headstone & Gravestone 供應
eg：The stonecutter inscribed the date on the tombstone.
The Stonecutter 石匠
stonecutter chiesel 石工鑿
Line Stonecutter 電腦仿形線條機
Stonecutter Bridge 昂船洲大橋
stonecutter's hammer 石工錘
to guide a stonecutter 引導切石工
stonecutter's chisel 石鑿
Yoshi the Stonecutter 石匠阿良