愛薇塔樂學英文

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聽笑話學英語19 :Headstone墓石

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it.
一個姓Strange的律師去買墓碑。他選好了以後，石匠問他，要在墓碑上刻什麼碑銘。

"Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer. "Sorry, but I can't do that," replied the stonecutter.
律師回答：“這裡長眠著一個誠實的人，一個律師。”“對不起，我辦不到，”

"In this state, it's against the law to bury two people in the same grave.
石匠說，“要是這樣的話，違反了一個墳墓只能埋葬一個人的法律。

However, I could put ``here lies an honest lawyer" "But that won't let people know who it is" protested the lawyer.
不過，我會刻上：‘這裡長眠著一位誠實的律師’。律師抗議：“但是那樣人們就不知道這裡埋葬的是誰啊！”

"Certainly will," retorted the stonecutter. "people will read it and exclaim, "That's Strange!"
“當然知道啦，”石匠反駁道，“人們看到會驚呼‘太奇怪了！’”

英語單詞學習：

1  Headstone
n. 基石；墓石

eg:He stares down at the headstone for a moment, then hoists the shovel up and smashes it into the earth. 
他凝視著墓碑石，過了一會，舉起了鏟子向地上的泥土猛地鏟下。

短語
Living Headstone 永垂不朽的墓碑
granite headstone 花崗岩墓石
Headstone Lane 首石裡站
Decorated Headstone 華麗的墓碑
Ossuary Headstone 埋骨處之杯
About His Headstone 關於他墓碑
To Sell american headstone 供應標題
Tombstone & Headstone & Gravestone 供應

2 stonecutter
n. 石匠；琢石機；石工

eg：The stonecutter inscribed the date on the tombstone.
這石匠把日期刻在墓碑上。

短語
The Stonecutter 石匠
stonecutter chiesel 石工鑿
Line Stonecutter 電腦仿形線條機
Stonecutter Bridge 昂船洲大橋
stonecutter's hammer 石工錘
to guide a stonecutter 引導切石工
stonecutter's chisel 石鑿
stonecutter'shammer 石匠錘
Yoshi the Stonecutter 石匠阿良