聽笑話學英語09:Chicken Soup雞湯

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聽笑話學英語:Chicken soup 雞湯

Joe was in the hospital and it was time for lunch. He looks at his lunch and says, "I don't like chicken soup, bring something else."
Joe
在住院,一天午餐時間,他看了看自己的飯菜,說:我不喜歡雞湯,拿點別的給我吧。

The hospital worker said, "It's good for you, the doctor said you should have it."
醫院的護工說:雞湯對您的身體有好處,醫生說您得喝這個。

Regardless, the patient refused to eat it. That night, a patient in the room with Joe had a bad stomach pain so the nurses came in to give him an enema.
 
無論如何,Joe還是不肯喝。那天晚上,和Joe同房間的一個病人得了嚴重的胃病,於是護士過來給他灌腸。

By mistake, they gave the enema to Joe. The following week, when he was leaving the hospital, a new patient asked him how he liked the hospital.
可是他們搞錯了,給Joe做了灌腸。第二個禮拜,Joe出院時,新住進來的病人問他覺得醫院怎麼樣。

He told him, "Well, the hospital itself is pretty good, but they're very strict about their food. when they bring up chicken soup you better eat it, or else they'll come back in the middle of the night and shove it up your behind!"
Joe
告訴他:這個醫院本身是很好的,但是他們對伙食真的很嚴格,如果他們讓你喝雞湯,你最好喝了它,不然他們會半夜過來硬是從你後面塞進去!

英語單詞學習:

1 refuse

n. 垃圾;廢物
vt.
拒絕;不願;抵制
vi.
拒絕

egHe refused to comment after the trial.
該審判之後他拒絕發表評論。

短語
refuse chute
垃圾槽 ; 垃圾坑 ; 垃圾道 ; 樂瑟槽
refuse collector
垃圾收集車 ; 垃圾收集器
refuse collection
垃圾收集 ; 收集垃圾
refuse trough
垃圾槽 ; 樂瑟槽
refuse bag [
環境] 垃圾袋 ; 廢物袋
refuse container
垃圾桶 ; 垃圾箱
refuse site
廢地
refuse cart
手推垃圾車
packed refuse
打包垃圾

2 Regardless

adj. 不管;不顧;不注意

EgIt takes in anybody regardless of religion, colour, or creed.
這個組織接納任何人,不管其宗教、膚色或信仰。

短語
delay regardless
無論延遲 ; 拖延不管
Regardless how
不論如何
Regardless was
不論
Regardless Plight
窘況
regardless adj
不管怎樣
regardless a
不注意
But Regardless
但不管怎樣
regardless of
不顧 ; 不管 ; 不惜 ; 無論
regardless ad
不顧一切地 ; 不顧

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