耶誕節電影推薦:10部耶誕節非常規恐怖電影

你以為耶誕節相關的電影都是相親相愛,適合一家人在一起看的嗎?你錯了,下面這些耶誕節主題的恐怖片,讓你忘記什麼

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There’s only one thing that defines every unconventional Christmas movie: a rejection of everything you’d get from a conventional Christmas movie. Genres vary, though they tend toward the violent or perverse; there are a surprising number of Christmas-themed horror movies (including no fewer than seven that feature a murderous Santa Claus), and several of the best action films ever made. These 9 offbeat Christmas films may run counter to the “tidings and good cheer” of the season, and it’s tough to imagine sitting down with Grandma and a mug of cocoa for a film like Santa’s Slay. But for anyone who barely survives a stressful day of Christmas shopping, or suffers through an endless, obligatory ugly sweater party, the unconventional Christmas movie is the perfect remedy.
能表明這是一部非常規聖誕影片的唯一一個特徵就是:它拋棄了所有你從傳統聖誕影片中看到的一切。雖然它們都有暴力和墮落傾向,但是流派各式各樣;以聖誕為主題的恐怖片數目驚人(包括不少於7部的影片是關於兇殘的聖誕老人的),而且也有一些很棒的動作片。這9部離奇的聖誕影片可能與節日裡興高采烈的潮流背道而馳,而且我們也很難想像端著可樂和祖母一起看《聖誕殺戮》是什麼一個情景。但是對於任何一個從聖誕血拼高壓中或是挨過連續而醜陋的毛衣派對才勉強得以過活的人來說,這些非常規影片可是非常不錯的康復藥方哦。

 

1.Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964)
《聖誕老人大敗火星人》(1964年)

 

“Blast off for Mars… with Santa and a pair of Earth kids! Science-fiction-fun at its height!”
聖誕老人和一群地球孩子向火星發射......達到了影片的科幻高潮

When a Martian sage prophesizes that the children of Mars are suffering under the planet’s rigid social structure, Martian leaders draw Santa Claus to Mars, hoping that he can teach the Martian children how to have fun. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is in the public domain, so it can be viewed in its entirety on YouTube for free. You’re welcome!
當火星上的聖人抱怨火星上的小孩兒們在地球嚴酷的社會機構中備受折磨時,火星人首領拽著聖誕老人來到了火星,希望他能夠教教火星孩子怎樣擁有快樂。《聖誕老人大敗火星人》因為沒有版權,所以可以在Youtube上完整觀看,歡迎點擊。

Naughtiest moment: Evil Martian Voldar aims a ray-gun at Santa Claus, threatening to “make him relax…. Permanently.”
惹眼時刻:可惡的火星人Voldar舉起射線槍對準聖誕老人,威脅他讓自己永遠輕鬆

 
 

2. Black Christmas (1974) (also titled Silent Night, Evil Night and Stranger in the House)
《黑色耶誕節》(1974年)(又名《寂靜之夜》《惡魔之夜》和《古屋怪人》)

“If this movie doesn’t make your skin crawl… IT’S ON TOO TIGHT!”
如果這部影片沒有讓你毛骨悚然......那一定是太緊張了

Over the Christmas holiday, a serial killer stalks through a sorority house, making lewd phone calls and murdering the young men and women inside. Like many slasher films of the 1970s and 1980s, Black Christmas spawned a loose remake in 2006.
在耶誕節時刻,一批殺人狂正悄悄逼近女子社團,撥打淫蕩電話然後殘殺裡面的男男女女。和許多20世紀70,80年代的暴力電影一樣,在2006年,《黑色耶誕節》催生了一次鬆散再造。

Naughtiest moment: The killer stabs a young woman to death with a unicorn Christmas ornament. Door-to-door Christmas carolers are singing too loudly for anyone to hear her screams.
惹眼時刻:殺手用獨角獸聖誕裝飾物將一個姑娘戳死。挨家挨戶的聖誕歡歌人,大聲唱著,讓人們都聽不見女孩兒的驚聲尖叫。
   

3. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
《平安夜,死亡夜》(1984年)

“You’ve made it through Halloween, now try and survive Christmas.”
你可能在萬聖節活過來,現在試試看這部影片看你還能不能在耶誕節堅持住。

After witnessing his parents’ murder at the hands of a man dressed as Santa Claus, a young man goes on a murder spree, killing anyone he decides is “naughty.” Despite the enormous controversy surrounding this film’s release, it spawned four low-budget sequels, with the series culminating in 1990’s Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toymaker.
在目睹了父母慘死在打扮成聖誕老人模樣的人手上之後,年輕人開始沉浸在殺戮的狂歡中,他殺這被自己定義為調皮的人。除了兇殘的爭論圍繞在電影播出時刻,但是它卻也已發了4部低成本續集,最終以1990年的《平安夜,死亡夜5:玩具匠》告終。

Naughtiest moment: The killer, disguised in a Santa Claus costume, kills a teenage girl by impaling her on the antlers of a stuffed deer.
惹眼時刻:殺手,假扮成聖誕老人,用塞鹿上的犄角戳死了一個少女。 
   

 

 

4 The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
《聖誕夜驚魂》(1993年)

“A ghoulish tale with wicked humor and stunning animation.”
一部帶著邪惡幽默還有很棒活力而毛骨悚然的故事

Jack Skellington, the “Pumpkin King” of Halloween Town, becomes obsessed with Christmas and unsuccessfully attempts to usurp the role of “Sandy Claws.” The Nightmare Before Christmas works equally well as a Halloween film, and has been re-released in a 3D-converted version by Disney every October since 2006.
Jack Skellington
,萬聖節城的南瓜王,變得對耶誕節和篡奪怪誕之夜的角色的失敗嘗試格外迷戀。《聖誕夜驚魂》也是一部萬聖節影片,而且從2006年開始被迪士尼每月轉換成3D版本再發行。

Naughtiest moment: In his misguided attempt to take over Santa’s gift-giving duties, Jack Skellington leaves presents that include giant snakes and shrunken heads.
惹眼時刻:在這個篡奪聖誕老人送禮物職責的嘗試中,Jack Skellington留下了大蟒蛇還有萎縮的頭骨作為禮物。
   

5. Jack Frost (1996)
《傑克霜》(1996年)

“He’s chillin’… and killin’.”
"
他,殘暴......血腥。"

A horror-comedy about a convicted felon who suffers a freak accident, morphs into a snowman and goes on a killing spree. Not to be confused with the 1998’s Michael Keaton-starring family film of the same name, which is horrifying for entirely different reasons.
一個關於被特殊事件定罪的惡棍轉變為雪人而陷入殺戮狂歡的驚悚喜劇。不要和1998Michael Keaton領銜主演的同名電影混淆,這兩部電影惹人驚悚的原因可是不一樣喔。

Naughtiest moment: Jack Frost pushes a boy in front of a sled, which decapitates him with its sharpened runners.
惹眼時刻:Jack Frost把一個男孩兒推到雪橇最前面,這樣也使得他被殘暴的奔跑者殺害。
   

6. Bad Santa (2003)
《聖誕壞公公》(2003年)

“He doesn’t care if you’re naughty or nice.”
他就不在乎你調皮還是善良。

A crooked mall Santa uses his position as an opportunity to rob the mall in this hard-R black comedy. An even raunchier unrated cut, rechristened – what else? – Badder Santa, is available on both DVD and Blu-Ray.
不正當的商場聖誕老人利用職位之便,趁機在這部黑色喜劇中搶劫商場。這部影片甚至沒有分級和重命名,嗯,還有什麼呢?《聖誕壞公公》有DVD版本也有藍光碟。

Naughtiest moment: Still dressed as Santa, Willie has anal sex with a prostitute in the mall’s dressing room.
惹眼時刻:還是裝扮著聖誕老人,卻和妓女在商場的更衣室裡偷歡。
   

7. The Ice Harvest (2005)
《絕命聖誕夜》(2005年)

“Thick thieves. Thin ice.”
小偷擁擠。如履薄冰...”

Charlie Arglist, a Wichita mob lawyer, attempts to steal $2 million from his employer and skip town on Christmas Eve. The Ice Harvest is based on a novel of the same name by Scott Phillips, which he later followed up with a prequel called The Walkaway.
Charlie Arglist
是威奇托市的一名暴民律師,企圖從他的客戶那裡偷200萬美金,然後在聖誕夜逃出城去。《絕命聖誕夜》根據Scott Phillips的同名小說改編而成,之後又拍攝了續集《徒步逃犯》。

Naughtiest moment: After realizing that his partner intended to betray him, Charlie leaves him to die of frostbite in a frozen lake.
惹眼時刻:在意識到他的夥伴打算背叛他的時候,Charlie讓他在冰冷的湖中生凍瘡而死。
   

8. Santa’s Slay (2005)
《聖誕老人的殺戮》(2005年)

“Spreading holiday fear this Christmas…”
這個耶誕節播散節日的恐慌吧......”

Yet another “killer Santa” movie, Santa’s Slay stars former professional wrestler Bill Goldberg as an evil Santa Claus, who flies around town in a sleigh driven by “hell-deer,” killing people in a variety of holiday-themed ways. Santa’s Slay, perhaps unsurprisingly, did not receive a theatrical release.
又是一部聖誕殺手的影片,《聖誕老人殺戮》中最閃耀的明星可謂是前職業摔跤選手Bill Goldberg了,他在影片中扮演可惡的聖誕老人,駕著地獄馴鹿領頭的雪橇飛馳在城市上空,以節日為主題殺戮人們。《聖誕老人殺戮》,可能也不奇怪,其並沒有收到多麼誇張的上映效果。

Naughtiest moment: The opening scene, in which Santa Claus punts a dog into a ceiling fan and drowns Fran Drescher in a vat of eggnog. (Interested masochists: This scene is available on YouTube).
惹眼時刻:開場時,聖誕老人把一條狗踢飛在天花板風扇中,又把Fran Drescher淹在一大桶蛋酒中。(受虐愛好者們:這個片段可以在YouTube上觀看。)

 

 
 

9. A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)
《尋堡奇遇》3D2011年)

“Christmas comes prematurely.”
耶誕節來得太早了。

After Kumar accidentally burns down the beloved Christmas tree grown by Harold’s father-in-law, the stoner duo is forced into the winter cold to save Christmas before it’s too late. Despite dying in the previous film, Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay, Neil Patrick Harris reprises his role as “Neil Patrick Harris.”
Kumar
偶然間燒毀了Harold岳父種下的心愛聖誕樹後,碎石二人組強迫冬天寒冷下來,以在不太遲的狀況下拯救即將來到的耶誕節。除了在上一部裡面已經死掉,HaroldKumar從關塔那摩灣出逃,Neil Patrick Harris也重複出演了角色“Neil Patrick Harris”

Naughtiest moment: Kumar outlines a plan that includes punching a priest in the face and culminates with Danny Trejo ejaculating all over a Christmas tree. In 3D.
惹眼時刻:Kumar勾勒了正面刺殺牧師的計畫,同時本片也在Danny Trejo在聖誕樹上突然叫喊而達到了高潮。3D版本上映。

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