世界盃5大最不性感“醜星”

If you've been following media coverage of the World Cup these past few weeks you might think every footballer is a chiseled god--ripped, handsome, and oozing sex appeal. You'd be wrong.

如果你最近幾周一直在關注世界盃報導,你很可能會有種錯覺——認為綠茵場上的每個球員都是輪廓分明、性感英俊的帥哥。那你可錯了。

 

The men on the list below have been chosen by GlobalPost because they are un-sexy in some way or another.

GlobalPost特別推出世界盃最不性感的球星名單,入選者都因為這樣或那樣的原因不性感。


1. Franck Ribery - France
弗蘭克·裡貝裡(法國)

 

Yes, he has a scar as the result of an accident when he was 2. But that's not why Ribery, one of France's stars, makes the list. He was recently accused of hiring an underage prostitute. That's just not sexy.

刀疤俠兩歲時不幸毀容,但這並不是這位法國名將上榜的原因。他最近因招妓未成年女而遭指控,這可真令人倒胃口。
 
2. Wayne Rooney – England
韋恩·魯尼(英格蘭)

 

Yes, Wayne Rooney's ears stick out from his perfectly round face making him look like Shrek. Indeed, England's Rooney was just named the ugliest soccer player in the world, at least according to 33 percent of the 2,500 women polled by a website. But he (usually) scores, which makes him a fan favorite.

魯尼那張圓得不能再圓的臉上還配了一對招風耳,這使他看起來簡直就是史萊克的翻版。根據某網站對2500名女性開展的調查,魯尼不幸當選為世界最醜球星,得票率高達33%。不過魯尼總能進球,一球遮百醜啊。
 
3. Carles Puyol – Spain
卡洛斯·普約爾(西班牙)

 

Things are looking hairy for Spain in the 2010 World Cup, and Carles Puyol isn't the only reason.

本屆世界盃,西班牙前路雜草叢生,但這可不能只怪普約爾。

 

4. Carlos Tevez - Argentina
卡洛斯·特維斯(阿根廷)

 

He has a widow's peak. But also a unibrow. Enough said.

腦門長著寡婦峰”(腦門上的V形頭髮,舊時迷信者認為是早寡的預兆),臉上還長著連心眉,這就足以說明問題了。

 

5. Peter Crouch - England
彼得·克勞奇(英格蘭)

 

Peter Crouch--the tallest England player at 6'7'' --makes for one awkward and gangly soccer player. And he knows it. In an interview, when asked what he would be if he weren't a soccer player, Crouch replied: "A virgin."

 

 

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